It’s spelled “douche.”

I probably hear the word “douche” 35 times a day, minimum.

I probably see “douche” misspelled about 45 times a day.

Duche, deusch, duesh, deush, dusche. Any or all of these options bother me more than when people write back and call me “Laura” when my name is clearly spelled as “Lara” in my email signature.  And in the “from” line of emails.  And fucking everywhere ever.

But c’mon people, get your vagina cleaners straight.  Figure it out.