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So I’m kind of lazy and indecisive and thus welcome  input as to what I should write about.  I mean, maybe there’s something that’s making you super mad and you’re thinking, “Maybe if Lara wrote about it, I would feel better.”  I think you might be right.

If your topic meets the following criteria, post it below:

1. Something  I can make fun of

2. Not a person that I could be actually connected to, either in real life or virtually through social networks.*  I know, that kind of eliminates a lot of people.  I have over 1,500 friends on Facebook.  Yeah, you’re impressed.

3. Nothing below the belt  (No, I will not make fun of your friend Tom’s penis.  I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I totally damaged it’s self esteem and it ended up in therapy.  Pretty much the same rule as #2, but pertaining to body parts.)

*This does not mean I don’t make fun of people I know, it just means that I don’t want to do it in a public forum.  I can’t have that many people knowing I’m a bitch.**

**I know, just writing that made me look like a bitch.  But it’s all in good sarcastic fun.***

***Except for when it’s not and those people actually suck, but they deserve it.

If you have pictures to submit, you can send them to cLARAficationsblog@gmail.com.  If you send me anything gross, I will find a picture of a very tiny weiner and post it on my Facebook and tell all 1,500 of my Facebook friends that it is yours.  That goes for girls too, so watch it.

 

Note:  I rarely check this email.  But sometimes I do.  So still send stuff.