We gonna have a ball today.
Just kidding, it’s not Friday. (And tomorrow isn’t Saturday, but Sunday comes afterwards.)
Thanks, Rebecca Black.
Fuck you, Daniel Tosh and Perez Hilton.
In case you live under a rock, the latest VIRALVIDEOAMG is this four-and-a-half-year-old Rebecca Black’s music video for “Friday.” And I’m fucking pissed.
Why? Because my friend and I discovered this video over a week ago when it only had a few thousand views. And we died. And I started showing people. And then ass fucks like Perez get their hands on it and all of the sudden it’s gone viral.
WHY CAN’T I MAKE THINGS GO VIRAL. Yeah, that’s a sentence. Not even a question. Because I said it with force and purpose.
This is a serious problem. When I find funny shit and start showing people, I would really like it to blow the fuck up and then I can get my due credit for discovering awesomeness.
So that’s where you ho’s come in. I’m going to start posting things on Twitter. And you’re going to pass them on. And make them viral.
Let’s infect the shit out of the Internet.
And in the meantime, watch Rebecca Black choose the middle back seat: