Men will have sex for free.
My friend put in her two weeks at work and I’m mad at her, but that means we get to hire a new person. That means I got to put the posting on Craigslist. And I really wanted to add this bullet point to the job description:
- Strong [to quite strong] interest in sexual harassment
I’d say that 47% of my job is either sexually harassing or being sexually harassed by my coworkers. It’s awesome.
I mean, nobody’s sending me picture texts of their weiners or anything, but it’s just some good ol’ fashioned sexual innuendo. All the time.
Keeping with this company policy, one of my coworkers told me to watch by far the foulest thing that I’ve ever experienced in my entire life. Showtime should have named this show Shameless, for reals.
It’s called Gigolos, and it’s a reality show about male prostitutes. And the women who they have sex with. Because it’s really hard to find a guy who wants to have sex without you paying him $1,000.
Yeah, exactly. What the fuck.
Aside from the fact that it’s late night Showtime and I don’t need to describe the graphic nature of the show for you to understand how revolting it is, Gigolos is beyond comprehension solely based on the fact that they interview the women. About why they paid for man sex. And these women talk about it. On TV. And act like nobody is going to see it.
Now, for some of the women (i.e. the fatty whose fiance doesn’t wanna do her and the middle-aged ginger with the gang bang fantasy), it makes sense that they’d pay someone to bone them. For the other women, like the single mom who “doesn’t have time to date,” go to a fucking bar.
Because dudes will have sex with girls for free. They do it often. They might even buy you a drink and pretend to like you first. Much like a prostitute. Except fo’ free.
Just when I thought my iPad seemed like a frivolous purchase, the ladies on Gigolos outdo me. What’s new.