So I’m kind of lazy and indecisive and thus welcome input as to what I should write about. I mean, maybe there’s something that’s making you super mad and you’re thinking, “Maybe if Lara wrote about it, I would feel better.” I think you might be right.
If your topic meets the following criteria, post it below:
1. Something I can make fun of
2. Not a person that I could be actually connected to, either in real life or virtually through social networks.* I know, that kind of eliminates a lot of people. I have over 1,500 friends on Facebook. Yeah, you’re impressed.
3. Nothing below the belt (No, I will not make fun of your friend Tom’s penis. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I totally damaged it’s self esteem and it ended up in therapy. Pretty much the same rule as #2, but pertaining to body parts.)
*This does not mean I don’t make fun of people I know, it just means that I don’t want to do it in a public forum. I can’t have that many people knowing I’m a bitch.**
**I know, just writing that made me look like a bitch. But it’s all in good sarcastic fun.***
***Except for when it’s not and those people actually suck, but they deserve it.
If you have pictures to submit, you can send them to cLARAficationsblog@gmail.com. If you send me anything gross, I will find a picture of a very tiny weiner and post it on my Facebook and tell all 1,500 of my Facebook friends that it is yours. That goes for girls too, so watch it.
Note: I rarely check this email. But sometimes I do. So still send stuff.