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So I’m kind of lazy and indecisive and thus welcome  input as to what I should write about.  I mean, maybe there’s something that’s making you super mad and you’re thinking, “Maybe if Lara wrote about it, I would feel better.”  I think you might be right.

If your topic meets the following criteria, post it below:

1. Something  I can make fun of

2. Not a person that I could be actually connected to, either in real life or virtually through social networks.*  I know, that kind of eliminates a lot of people.  I have over 1,500 friends on Facebook.  Yeah, you’re impressed.

3. Nothing below the belt  (No, I will not make fun of your friend Tom’s penis.  I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I totally damaged it’s self esteem and it ended up in therapy.  Pretty much the same rule as #2, but pertaining to body parts.)

*This does not mean I don’t make fun of people I know, it just means that I don’t want to do it in a public forum.  I can’t have that many people knowing I’m a bitch.**

**I know, just writing that made me look like a bitch.  But it’s all in good sarcastic fun.***

***Except for when it’s not and those people actually suck, but they deserve it.

If you have pictures to submit, you can send them to  If you send me anything gross, I will find a picture of a very tiny weiner and post it on my Facebook and tell all 1,500 of my Facebook friends that it is yours.  That goes for girls too, so watch it.


Note:  I rarely check this email.  But sometimes I do.  So still send stuff.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. August 14, 2010 10:18 am

    Hi Lara, I find you interesting , funny and with those glasses extremely sexy! Okay I have something for you, What about Mel? What are your thoughts I like to hear them and will be looking forward for your pleasant whit and harm with a dazzle of sarcasm, don’t you just love that? I’m new to Facebook and could sure use an interesting young lady’s point of view on current events to bring a smile or two in this otherwise dreary time we find ourselves living these days. So if you get a friend request from a handsome salt & pepper looking guy, that would be me. Don’t worry I don’t bite unless you want me to!

  2. August 14, 2010 10:36 am

    Typo meant “Charm” the “c” on my laptop has a mind of its own, sometime it want to, and sometime it doesn’t, I’m sure she’s a girl!

  3. August 14, 2010 10:37 am

    And now apparently so does the “s”, I meant wants…..

  4. March 29, 2011 9:10 pm

    Wow! He’s ruined her for a long time. Thanks for posting. I must say, the shot with the eagle or seagull was a good touch.

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